Pinocchio Review

Disney’s second major animated motion picture is a loose adaptation on Carlo Colldi’s The Adventures of Pinocchio. And by loose, I mean drastically condensed and overall much lighter than the book. If you want, the book’s in the public domain now and you can read all the messed up stuff Mr. Colldi decided to write about. Fair warning, the book is rather long.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Review

Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is one of the most important works in animation. It opened the gateway for there to even be full-length animated films and really helped kickstart Disney into the unreasonably massive corporation it is now. Having said that, it’s not the most beloved of Disney’s repertoire (though it got out better than Pochantus), especially it’s titular princess. I know how I feel about the movie, but let’s see if my feelings have changed since then.

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Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

Ah, October.

The time of year where obnoxious kids and teenagers bang on your door demanding sweets I don’t have. People won’t shut up about spooky skeletons. And sadistic teenagers and adults scare the life out of people for fun.

So, what do I like about Halloween?

TV.

While I’m not fond of the holiday itself, I do like the Halloween specials that used to air but rarely ever do anymore because big coroporations think they’re above re-running holiday specials. I especially liked Scooby-Doo marathons, so to me October was not Halloween season as much as it was Scooby-Doo season.

And this Scooby-Doo season, I’m going to visit some Scooby movies. Why not continue with the original show or any of its successors? Because I want to talk about Zombie Island. So let’s get started.

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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You: S01E01 – “What A Night For A Fright”

I love Scooby-Doo. I know it doesn’t seem like it considering that I never even knew the day the show aired, let alone that it’s fifty years old, but I love all things Scooby-Doo, even when I probably shouldn’t (like the live-action Scooby-Doo movies).

So, I’m going to try and do something I’ve been thinking about all year, says the author whose been silent for the bulk of said year.

For the Halloween-laden month of October, I plan on visiting at least four Scooby-Doo related things. And I want to start it off with that which started the Scooby-Doo franchise:

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The Lightning Thief Chapter 22

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
Chapter 22: The Prophecy Comes True

We’ve finally reached the final chapter. It’s the end of The Lightning Thief but the beginning of Percy Jackson & the Olympians. The series’s big bad has been officially revealed and the protagonist is determined to stop him, because the alternative to leaving the occasionally-amused-by-humans Geek gods in charge is being ruled by human-hating titans.

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