Melody Time is Make Mine Music the sequel. There, I said it.
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Fun and Fancy Free is the fourth package film Disney created to prevent the utter collapse of the company. Unlike the other three, which had the commonality of South America, South America, and music, Fun and Fancy Free‘s cartoons are connected behind the scenes.
Continue readingBoJack Horseman 1×01 Review
After six seasons, Netflix’s hit original show, BoJack Horseman has ended and I haven’t seen anything more than a few clips from this show. Now, make no mistake, this was completely intentional. I wasn’t living under a rock with no Internet for six whole years. I was actively avoiding this supposedly depressing rollercoster of emotions, mental illness, existentialism, etc. starring an absolute train wreck of a person, so I didn’t accidentally spiral into a depressive epsiode. But with the show having ended, I guess I can steel myself and finally watch this show that no one will shut up about.
Continue readingWe Need to Talk About Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
Do you like music?
Are you tired of dark and gritty post-apolcolyptic settings with bitter, grizzly main characters brooding their way through the set piece without an ounce of levity to be seen?
Do found families warm your heart?
Then watch Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts.

Make Mine Music Review
Alright, it’s 1946. World War II is officially over and soldiers are coming home.
Continue readingThe Three Caballeros Review
Did you like Legend of the Three Caballeros? Well, this is nothing like that.
Continue readingSaludos Amigos Review
Alright everybody, it’s wartime!
Continue readingBambi Review
Bambi is an adaptation of the much darker book, Bambi, a Life in the Woods by Felix Salten. How much darker? It’s not grimdark or anything, just a far more realistic take on the survival rate of woodland animals than a movie aimed at young children would ever attempt in the U.S.. Oh, and has the titular main character realize that in order to live a long life, he must live alone. Make of that what you will.
Continue readingDumbo Review
Dumbo is an adaptation of an old book that is strangely no more by Helen Aberson called Dumbo, the Flying Elephant. You can’t really find any evidence of the thing existing prior to Disney’s adaptation except by hearsay and maybe a book cover. It’s really weird.
Continue readingFantasia Review
A fantasia is a free composition. In other words, it is the perfect title for Disney’s third full-length animated feature. And boy, is it full-length — two hours of runtime, everybody!
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