In the finale of Over the Garden Wall, Wirt rescues Greg, the Beast is defeated, the boys make a full recovery in the hospital, and everyone lives happily ever after. Or do they?

In episode nine of Over the Garden Wall, we finally learn how Greg and Wirt wound up in this mystical forest full of terrors and oddities. I take personal validation in being mostly right.

In episode eight of Over the Garden Wall, Greg goes on a dream adventure and proves that he is, indeed, the better leader of this journey.

In episode seven of Over the Garden Wall, Wirt’s hormones get him into trouble with a girl and it’s his quick common sense that gets him out.

In episode six of Over the Garden Wall, I feel betrayed by the reveal of Adelaide but delightfully giddy at the surreal magic of this world.

In episode five of Over the Garden Wall, our trio plus Fred the horse somehow get into an old man’s mansion by pretending to be his nephews so that they can steal money for travel. This episode is funny but not because of any of what I just said.

In episode four of Over the Garden Wall, we finally get some plot rolling.

In episode three of Over the Garden Wall, Greg, Wirt, and Beatrice land in some strange musical with clothes-wearing animals being taught in a financially-struggling school house whose teacher’s fiancé has run off and it’s just…weird yet strangely delightful.

In episode two of Over the Garden Wall, Wirt and Greg meet a talking bluebird and stumble into the land of the dead. This show is weird.